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Premium Concealed Carry Belt

Premium Concealed Carry Belt

Are you paranoid that the Government wants to take away your right to bear razorblades, dollar bills, tic-tacs and cheese strings? Then just purchase one of these Premium Concealed Carry Belts, and they’ll never find your precious treasure, no matter how much the Feds pat you down. Items can be stored within the belt’s three hidden pouches, and the belt itself is made of strong English harness leather. Also, its buckle is apparently so strong it could easily break a car window. I don’t know why that would ever be necessary, but I guess it doesn’t hurt to know. Available in various sizes from anorexic through to morbidly obese, this belt can also be used to store bullets, secrets, wasps, love notes, candy bars, toilet paper and rice.

 

Premium Concealed Carry Belt
Premium Concealed Carry Belt

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