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Benjamin

Benjamin is a writer from Jenks, Oklahoma. He enjoys wakeboarding, film, and traveling. He likes bacon but thinks "c'mon people, enough is enough already."

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The Hornet claims to be the world’s smallest stun gun, and with 6,000,000 volts packed into this baby who are you to argue? Nobody, that’s who, because I’ll shock your nuts right off if you even look at me wrong. It also comes with a flashlight, you know, so you

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Contrary to what its name suggests, the Freud Stovetop Espresso Maker doesn’t produce coffee which makes you want to bang your mother. To be honest that’s for the best, as I don’t need any more help in that department. Wait, what? Nevermind. This Espresso maker sits comfortably on your hob

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This Bacon Express Crispy Bacon Grill can cook up to six strips of regular or thick-cut bacon in mere minutes. How many minutes? I don’t know, a bunch I guess. But it has an illuminated cooking timer so that’ll probably tell you. The grill’s design enables grease to funnel away

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The ROLI Seaboard RISE 25 MIDI Keyboard is a piece of equipment which baffles me, but whose purpose I shall nevertheless attempt to figure out in exchange for money. Apparently it has seamless hardware-software integration, wireless Bluetooth MIDI capabilities, comes bundled with Equator and exudes a sleek, intuitive design suitable

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Fancy wallets are for show offs. And you’re not a show off…are you? No, thought not. So why not prove this to friends, strangers and enemies with this Sutton Minimalist Wallet. I mean, if you were a true minimalist you’d store your cash in your mouth or butt-crack, but I

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If I could live in a cave I would, because with a single entrance and exit point it means I’ve only got to look in one direction to check my house for monsters. But a neat second-best is the Heimplanet Inflatable Cave Tent, whose revolutionary design allows you to pump

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Would you spend $20,000 to swim inside a shipping container? Me neither. But apparently some idiots would, otherwise this mental Australian company wouldn’t be selling these Shipping Container Swimming Pools. There are two versions available of these glorified trash cans, with their only difference being an extra 6 metres in

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This SKID Wooden Chef Knife is a lie. A lie wrapped in an untruth, carved from deception and polished using nothing but the purest make-belief man has to offer. The handle and body of the SKID is indeed constructed from fine Mahogany, but the blade is made of Damascus steel.

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If you’ve ever seen a large concrete structure and thought “christ that is one ugly bastard building”, then chances are you’ve encountered the movement known as Brutalism. Brutalist architecture flourished between the 1950’s and 1970’s, and some of London’s most god-awful examples have been lovingly documented in this, the Blue

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Are you kooky as fuck but too scared to dye your hair and pierce your face to prove it? Then show the world how crazy you really are by purchasing this Seven Foot Tall Inflatable Unicorn. This artful blow-up ornament is elegantly crafted from heavy duty vinyl, so you could

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